i feel so natural

This post will seem a little strange, odd, and quite honestly you might wonder why I am writing about the bathroom, but you must continue to read it in it's entirety to laugh.  I was perusing the mall when I need a bathroom break (yes father, it was after the bookstore trip).  So I walk into the well lit, automatic hand dryer, water turner oner, touch less soap dispenser, seat-covers provided, amply stocked toilet papered bathroom when I hear the voices of little girls.  There are two little girls (maybe 8 and 5) in the handicap stall beside me discussing the bathroom task at hand.
Girl 1: come on Bre, I'll help you.  Hold your dress up.
Girl 2: OK
Girl 1: eww Mom... we don't have time to get the seat cleaned... she has to go to bad.
Mom: it's okay, just help her hold her dress
Girl 1: But what about all the germies?  Mom.. what about the germs?
Mom: It'll be okay, we'll wash later.
By now I'm thinking, they wouldn't never make it in a foreign country, camping, or a public school.
Girl 2: (this is the 5 year old and at this time is using the bathroom) Oh man... I feel so Natural.  I feel so Natural.
Girl 1: Yeah...
Girl 2: Yeah I feel like Nature.

Okay... at this point I was shaking my head and just laughing.  Natural?  Really?  Natural?  You connect with nature not washing the toilet seat?  Oh bless... I thought it was funny.  So, I dare you to visit you next public restroom and say "I feel so natural...." (as you use the restroom)